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Side questLevel 9

Kobolds and Indigents

Quest giver Skarnmhar in Lower La Noscea

Summary and analysis

SummaryAnalysis

Skarnmhar sends you to help the coachman, Wahoy Mahoy, who is plucky but alone. When you bring back three bags of clothes, Skarnmhar fears the restless kobolds are not done. He says war is at their doorstep and tells you to inform Anaoc.

The kobold threat

From Niniya's second prank to a strike on the kobolds in the Blind Iron Mines; their hoarded crystals point to Titan. Branch: Kobolds Ahoy.

The kobold threat

A 7-quest arc (Ch. 2): kobold raids lead to a strike in the Blind Iron Mines, and their hoarded crystals point to Titan.

Beast tribes and primals

What happens, step by step

  1. Skarnmhar of the Red Rooster Stead seeks an adventurer who can serve up some justice.
  2. A stagecoach has been waylaid en route to the Stead. The plucky coachman, a fellow by the name of Wahoy Mahoy, has followed the culprits back to Blind Iron Mines in hopes of salvaging his cargo. Seek him out and offer him your help.
  3. The kobolds that ransacked Wahoy's coach are hiding out in the mines. Clean up the kobolds and take back the cargo.
  4. You have defeated the kobolds and reclaimed Wahoy Mahoy's cargo─bundles of raiments. Deliver the good tidings to the coachman.
  5. An overjoyed Wahoy Mahoy is rearing to render the raiments to Skarnmhar. He asks that you complete the delivery in his stead while he repairs the stagecoach.
  6. Skarnmhar takes the news of kobold activity with a furrowed brow. It might be best to bring this matter to Anaoc's attention.
  7. The kobolds have been making steady inroads into Red Rooster Stead turf and show no signs of slowing down. It is only a matter of time before push comes to shove.
Where it leads

Next in the play order: Bait and Swat. Anaoc explains an old pact: the sea for Limsa, the underground for the kobolds.

Key lines explained

The lines worth a second look, in the order you hear them, and what each one means.

Speak with Wahoy Mahoy

Wahoy MahoyAll you gotta do is mosey on up close to that stagecoach they hit an' peek in, an' you bet yer bottom gil those kobolds'll come a-callin'.
Easter eggTrade and the city

Coachman Wahoy Mahoy talks in Wild West slang. Examples are 'partner', 'mosey' and 'skedaddled'. Wahoy Mahoy also says 'bet yer bottom gil' in place of 'bet your bottom dollar'.

Deliver the bundles of raiments to Skarnmhar

SkarnmharAnaoc must be apprised of this incident. War is at our doorstep.
Remember thisBeast tribes and primals

Skarnmhar's warning is the turning point of the kobold chain. From here on, it is open conflict. It breaks out in the next quest, Bait and Swat.

More about this quest

LoreBeast tribes and primals

The fixed reward is 1 Amateur's Kurta. It is a fitting prize after you save a load of clothes from the kobold raiders.

In-game textBeast tribes and primals

Encyclopaedia Eorzea says the kobolds once made a peace treaty with Limsa Lominsa. But recent arguments over minerals have brought the fighting back.

Title referenceBeast tribes and primals

The title sounds like 'Cowboys and Indians', and the quest plays like a Western. The word 'indigent' means very poor. That hints at why the kobolds are raiding.

Characters

Who they are, and what they do in this quest.

Anaoc

Anaoc is at the Red Rooster Stead and has not yet heard about the kobold raid on the stagecoach.

Anaoc sighs that the kobolds are at it again. He says they leave their underground homes to wreak havoc on Lominsan land, and the farmers' livelihoods are at stake. Since neither side gives ground, he fears there may be no peaceful end.

Skarnmhar

Skarnmhar keeps watch over the Stead's gates. Today's stagecoach never arrived; word says something stopped it near Blind Iron Mines.

Skarnmhar sends you to help the coachman, Wahoy Mahoy, who is plucky but alone. When you bring back three bags of clothes, Skarnmhar fears the restless kobolds are not done. He says war is at their doorstep and tells you to inform Anaoc.

Other languages

The game was written in Japanese and rewritten, not just translated, for each language. Here is what the other versions say, next to the English.

Japanese因縁のコボルド族
‘The Kobolds of an Old Feud’
FrenchDes pillards de charrette
‘Cart Raiders’
GermanEin dreister Überfall
‘A Brazen Hold-Up’
English, Skarnmhar

I keep watch over the gates here at the Stead, but my watch extends only so far.

French

Tu le sais peut-être, mais je me charge de la gestion des marchandises ici.

‘You may know it already, but I am in charge of managing the goods here.’

German

Ich bin für den Warenverkehr in und aus der Gockelburg verantwortlich.

‘I am responsible for goods traffic in and out of Gockelburg.’

Japanese

俺は農場に出入りする荷物を管理してるんだが、ちょいと俺の領分で問題が起きちまったんであんたの力を貸してほしい。

‘I manage the goods coming in and out of the farm, but a bit of trouble has come up in my area, so I'd like you to lend me a hand.’

English says he keeps watch over the gates; French says he manages the goods here.

English says he keeps watch over the gates; German says he handles goods traffic in and out.

English says he keeps watch over the gates; Japanese says he manages the goods coming in and out.

English, Skarnmhar

The coachman is a plucky fellow. If I know Wahoy Mahoy, he'll be poking around the mines, plotting to salvage his consignment. But ultimately, he is just one man. It would put my mind at ease if you could go to his aid.

German

Würdest du dort einmal vorbeischauen und mit dem Lieferanten, ein fleißiger Lalafell namens Wahoy Mahoy, sprechen?

‘Would you stop by there and talk to the delivery man, a hard-working Lalafell named Wahoy Mahoy?’

Skarnmhar says the delivery man is a Lalafell. The English never names his race.

English, Skarnmhar

The coachman is a plucky fellow. If I know Wahoy Mahoy, he'll be poking around the mines, plotting to salvage his consignment. But ultimately, he is just one man. It would put my mind at ease if you could go to his aid.

French

Pourrais-tu te rendre là-bas et obtenir plus de détails sur cet incident auprès du cocher, Wahoy Mahoy ?

‘Could you go there and get more details about this incident from the coachman, Wahoy Mahoy?’

German

Er wird dir alle Einzelheiten erzählen.

‘He will tell you all the details.’

Japanese

「ブラインドアイアン坑道」へひとっ走りして、襲われた荷車の御者「ワホイ・マホイ」から詳しい話を聞いてやってくれ。

‘Run over to the "Blind Iron Mines" and get the full story from Wahoy Mahoy, the coachman of the attacked cart.’

English asks you to go to the coachman's aid; French asks you to get details of the incident from him.

English asks you to go to the coachman's aid; German says he will tell you all the details.

English asks you to go to the coachman's aid; Japanese asks you to get the full story from him.

English, Wahoy Mahoy

You mus' be the help that Skarnmhar's sent. I thought you'd never get here!

German

Damit du den Überfall untersuchst?

‘So that you can investigate the attack?’

English says he thought you'd never get here; German asks if you came to investigate the attack.

English, Wahoy Mahoy

The kobolds stuck me up an' skedaddled with the garments, but don't you worry none. I'm fixin' to get 'em back so's we can get 'em back.

French

Je voudrais bien la récupérer, mais je ne suis pas à la hauteur pour les affronter.

‘I would really like to get it back, but I am not up to facing them.’

English says not to worry, he'll get them back; French admits he isn't up to facing them.

English, Wahoy Mahoy

An' once them critters come out, THWACK! You pop 'em in the jaw an' snag the loot! It's foolproof!

French

Je vous en supplie, aidez-moi à reprendre ce que ces brigands de Kobolds m'ont pris !

‘I beg you, help me take back what those Kobold brigands took from me!’

English boasts the plan is foolproof; French begs you to help him.

English, Wahoy Mahoy

You done good, partner! Rounded up enough to bring back to the Stead, I reckon.

German

So schnell trauen sie sich bestimmt nicht mehr aus ihren Löchern.

‘They surely won't dare come out of their holes again so soon.’

English says enough was recovered to bring back to the Stead; German says they won't dare come out again soon.

English, Skarnmhar

Good to see you return to us unharmed.

French

Wahoy Mahoy était sain et sauf ?

‘Was Wahoy Mahoy safe and sound?’

English is glad you came back unharmed; French asks whether Wahoy Mahoy was safe and sound.

English, Skarnmhar

And with three full bags, no less. I am grateful, but I fear this is hardly the last we'll hear of the kobolds.

French

Tu n'as pu récupérer que ces trois paquets ?

‘You could only recover these three packages?’

German

Immerhin hast du drei Bündel zurückholen können.

‘At least you managed to bring back three bundles.’

Japanese

3個とはいえ、届いただけ感謝だな。

‘Even if it's only three, I'm grateful they arrived at all.’

English is pleased with three full bags; French remarks you could recover only three packages.

English is pleased with three full bags; German says at least you brought three bundles back.

English is pleased with three full bags; Japanese is grateful even for only three.

English, Skarnmhar

And with three full bags, no less. I am grateful, but I fear this is hardly the last we'll hear of the kobolds.

French

Je me doutais bien que c'était un coup des Kobolds...

‘I suspected it was the Kobolds' doing...’

German

Es waren also tatsächlich diese Kobolde ...

‘So it really was those kobolds...’

Japanese

それにしても、やっぱりコボルド族の仕業だったか……。

‘Still, so it was the Kobolds' doing after all...’

English fears more trouble from the kobolds to come; French says he suspected it was the Kobolds' doing.

English fears more trouble from the kobolds to come; German says so it really was those kobolds.

English fears more trouble from the kobolds to come; Japanese says it was the kobolds' doing after all.

English, Skarnmhar

They have been growing more restless in recent moons, and this trend is like to continue.

French

On ne peut pas laisser ça continuer, ou nous serons bientôt dans l'incapacité de travailler.

‘We can't let this continue, or we will soon be unable to work.’

German

Dadurch wird unser Arbeitsplan erheblich gestört.

‘Because of this, our work schedule is seriously disrupted.’

Japanese

こうも立て続けに荷が襲われると、仕事もままならん。

‘When cargo gets attacked one after another like this, we can't even get our work done.’

English predicts the trend will continue; French warns they will soon be unable to work.

English predicts the trend will continue; German says their work schedule is seriously disrupted.

English predicts the trend will continue; Japanese says the attacks keep them from getting work done.

English, Skarnmhar

Anaoc must be apprised of this incident. War is at our doorstep.

French

J'imagine bien que tu préférerais te reposer un peu, mais c'est vraiment important.

‘I can well imagine you would rather rest a little, but it's really important.’

English warns that war is at their doorstep; French only says it is really important.

English, Skarnmhar

Anaoc must be apprised of this incident. War is at our doorstep.

Japanese

なぁ、戻ってすぐに悪いんだがよ、「アナオク」さんに、この話を伝えてきてくれ。

‘Hey, sorry to ask when you've only just got back, but go and pass this on to Anaoc.’

Japanese apologises for sending you straight out again; English instead warns that war is at the doorstep.

English, Anaoc

Not content with their own territory, the creatures have been pouring forth from their subterranean dwellings to wreak havoc on Lominsan land. But we won't stand for it─our livelihoods are at stake.

French

Eux et moi, nous avons un petit différend au sujet de la possession de certaines terres, mais elles sont indispensables à mon exploitation, et je ne peux donc pas leur céder.

‘They and I, we have a little dispute over the ownership of certain lands, but they are essential to my farm, so I cannot give them up.’

English says the creatures wreak havoc on Lominsan land; French speaks of a little dispute over some land.

English, Anaoc

Alas, with neither side willing to give any ground, I fear there may be no peaceful resolution.

French

Il va falloir trouver une solution avant qu'une tragédie ne se produise...

‘We will have to find a solution before a tragedy happens...’

Japanese

なんとか解決策を考えねばならんのう……。

‘We must somehow think of a solution...’

German

Wenn wir keine Lösung finden, reiben wir uns noch gegenseitig auf.

‘If we don't find a solution, we'll end up wearing each other down.’

English fears there may be no peaceful resolution; French says a solution must be found before a tragedy.

English fears there may be no peaceful resolution; Japanese says they must somehow think of a solution.

German Anaoc still looks for a solution; English Anaoc fears there may be no peaceful one.

Full dialogue

Read all 18 lines, with the notes

Highlighted words have a note: click one to open it under the line.

Accepting the quest

Skarnmhar

I keep watch over the gates here at the Stead, but my watch extends only so far.

Skarnmhar

The stagecoach that was supposed to pull in today never made it past Blind Iron Mines. Word arrived not long ago that it was waylaid by someone─or something.

Skarnmhar

The coachman is a plucky fellow. If I know Wahoy Mahoy, he'll be poking around the mines, plotting to salvage his consignment. But ultimately, he is just one man. It would put my mind at ease if you could go to his aid.

Speak with Wahoy Mahoy

Wahoy Mahoy

You mus' be the help that Skarnmhar's sent. I thought you'd never get here!

Wahoy Mahoy

The kobolds stuck me up an' skedaddled with the garments, but don't you worry none. I'm fixin' to get 'em back so's we can get 'em back.

Wahoy Mahoy

All you gotta do is mosey on up close to that stagecoach they hit an' peek in, an' you bet yer bottom gil those kobolds'll come a-callin'.

Wahoy Mahoy

An' once them critters come out, THWACK! You pop 'em in the jaw an' snag the loot! It's foolproof!

Slay the kobolds and recover the bundles of raiments

Wahoy Mahoy

Confounded kobolds! Make like you're rummaging through that stagecoach, an' when the li'l devils show 'emselves, you show 'em what's what, an' get back our stuff!

Speak with Wahoy Mahoy

Wahoy Mahoy

You done good, partner! Rounded up enough to bring back to the Stead, I reckon.

Wahoy Mahoy

I'll tend to the rest o' this here mess. You go on ahead an' make sure ol' Skarnmhar gets the goods.

Deliver the bundles of raiments to Skarnmhar

Skarnmhar

Good to see you return to us unharmed.

Skarnmhar

They have been growing more restless in recent moons, and this trend is like to continue.

Wahoy Mahoy

Thanks to you, those kobolds won't be pussyfootin' 'round the mines no more. All that's left is for me to repair my coach.

Report to Anaoc

Anaoc

So the kobolds are at it again...

Anaoc

Not content with their own territory, the creatures have been pouring forth from their subterranean dwellings to wreak havoc on Lominsan land. But we won't stand for it─our livelihoods are at stake.

Anaoc

Alas, with neither side willing to give any ground, I fear there may be no peaceful resolution.

Later in the storyspoilers
Same prankster: Making a Name
Niniya fools you twice: the 'dream flowers' of Making a Name, then the job at the Eyes that opens the kobold chain. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
Same place: Moegramm Had a Little Lamb
The Red Rooster Stead: Moegramm keeps his sheep and dodos there, the kobold chain is set around it, and Moegramm's warning starts Kobolds Ahoy.
Same NPC: Whack-a-Mole
Arenlona, the pumpkin grower with 'new cultivation methods', plans the kobold ambush in Bait and Swat.
Unlock: What Goes Around
What Goes Around and Wool's Errand together unlock Kobolds Ahoy, where Loetrswys's worry about the Grey Fleet mill turns out to be kobolds. Easy to miss if you skip it.
Same place: Fire and Brimstone
The Blind Iron Mines: Broenruht, whose mine you clear of gas, guides you through them in Kobolds Ahoy, and the kobolds hide there in Kobolds and Indigents and Bait and Swat.
Same NPC: Yarzon, Yarzoff
Ostfyr of the La Thagran Checkpoint returns in Kobolds Ahoy, and remembers an older kobold war, when they tried to take the west.
Wordplay: A Pound of Cure
The title's proverb returns in Eorzean form: in Bait and Swat, Baderon says 'an onze o' prevention's worth a ponze o' cure'.

Where it sits in the play order, on Quest Order Wiki