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Side questLevel 8

Kobolds Ahoy

Quest giver Loetrswys in Lower La Noscea

Summary and analysis

SummaryAnalysis

Loetrswys complains that Weitzaren calls the kobold crimes mere mischief and cares more for his mills than his workers. Her beloved is Moegramm, who works at the Stead and calls her his "little lamb". She is sure he misses her.

The kobold threat

From Niniya's second prank to a strike on the kobolds in the Blind Iron Mines; their hoarded crystals point to Titan. Branch: Kobolds Ahoy.

The kobold threat

A 7-quest arc (Ch. 2): kobold raids lead to a strike in the Blind Iron Mines, and their hoarded crystals point to Titan.

Beast tribes and primals

What happens, step by step

  1. Diminutive kobolds are wreaking great chaos at the Grey Fleet.
  2. Loetrswys seeks to enlist the aid of the Red Rooster Stead by contacting Moegramm.
  3. On hearing of Loetrswys's woes, Moegramm asks you to help send a missive to Ostfyr at the La Thagran Checkpoint. Broenruht can provide you with guidance through Blind Iron Mines, so that you may reach La Thagran in time.
  4. Broenruht informs you that the mine's inhabitants keep mostly to themselves, and that the route to La Thagran is relatively safe.
  5. On reading the report, Ostfyr fears for Summerford Farms, and asks that you inform Staelwyrn of the kobold threat.
  6. Staelwyrn has been more concerned with the Sahagin menace of late, but takes Ostfyr's warning to heart out of respect.
Where it leads

Next in the play order: Soothing the Savage Siren. O'kalkaya tells you to kneel to the captain, who is in a foul mood and bad with customers.

Key lines explained

The lines worth a second look, in the order you hear them, and what each one means.

Accepting the quest

LoetrswysHe often calls me his “little lamb,” and I am certain my absence could only have made his heart grow fonder.
Easter egg

Loetrswys is Moegramm's beloved 'little lamb'. He loves her more than any soul 'on two legs'. His sheep, of course, have four.

Deliver the report on kobolds to Ostfyr

OstfyrThey say a messenger through the mines arrives faster than the crow flies from the Stead. It is good to see you.
Easter eggBeast tribes and primals

Ostfyr bends two sayings. First, a messenger 'through the mines arrives faster than the crow flies'. Second, 'sleeping dogs may not be content to lie'. It means the kobolds won't stay quiet.

Speak to Staelwyrn

StaelwyrnWhich is all well and good, but the Sahagin swarmin' at our gates demand my immediate attention before ugly heads that haven't reared themselves in recent memory.
Remember thisBeast tribes and primals

Staelwyrn does not worry much about the kobolds because the Sahagin worry him more. Remember that during his main-story quests at Summerford Farms (MSQ #3-#9).

More about this quest

LoreBeast tribes and primals

The La Thagran Checkpoint was given to the Yellowjackets because the area 'rarely sees kobold encroachment'. Funnily enough, you are the one who brings it kobold news.

In-game textBeast tribes and primals

The item text of the Kobold Report admits it was 'obviously recorded from memory'. It also says it 'lacks any sort of detail'. Yet it is the warning you hand over.

Characters

Who they are, and what they do in this quest.

Staelwyrn

Staelwyrn is at Summerford Farms and has not yet heard of the new kobold threat.

Staelwyrn praises Ostfyr's caution, but says the Sahagin swarming at his gates need his attention first. Still, he respects the Yellowjackets too much to ignore their warning, and takes it to heart.

Weitzaren

Weitzaren runs the mills of the Grey Fleet, where kobolds are causing chaos.

Weitzaren does not appear in this quest. Loetrswys says he passes off the kobold crimes as mere mischief, and that he cares more for his mills than for his workers.

Loetrswys

Loetrswys is worried. Kobolds are causing chaos at the Grey Fleet, and Loetrswys wants help from the Red Rooster Stead.

Loetrswys complains that Weitzaren calls the kobold crimes mere mischief and cares more for his mills than his workers. Her beloved is Moegramm, who works at the Stead and calls her his "little lamb". She is sure he misses her.

Moegramm

Moegramm works at the Red Rooster Stead. He is Loetrswys's beloved, and she hopes he can help her with the kobolds.

Moegramm agrees the kobolds are a real danger, more so since they frighten his "little lamb", whom he loves most of any soul on two legs. He writes a warning to Ostfyr, wants the Yellowjackets called, and sends you through Blind Iron Mines.

Broenruht

Broenruht is at Blind Iron Mines and knows the way through to the La Thagran Checkpoint.

Broenruht says most creatures of the dark mines leave you be if you leave them be, but kobolds can be more aggressive. The route is fairly safe, and Broenruht trusts an adventurer like you to handle it.

Ostfyr

Ostfyr is a Yellowjacket watchman (a kind of guard) at the La Thagran Checkpoint, an area that rarely sees kobolds.

Moegramm's report opens Ostfyr's eyes to the kobold danger. He wants stronger patrols of the lowlands, or the region may be lost. He remembers when kobolds tried to seize the west, and asks you to warn Staelwyrn at Summerford Farms.

Other languages

The game was written in Japanese and rewritten, not just translated, for each language. Here is what the other versions say, next to the English.

Japaneseコボルド族に気をつけろ!
‘Beware of the Kobold Tribe!’
FrenchAttention aux Kobolds
‘Watch Out for the Kobolds’
GermanVorsicht vor dem Kobold!
‘Beware of the Kobold!’
English, Loetrswys

The kobold crimes of late give us ample cause for concern.

German

Diese Gegend ist ganz schön gefährlich geworden. Erst letzte Woche musste ich mitansehen, wie Kobolde eine Kutsche überfallen und die gesamte Ladung geklaut haben.

‘This area has become quite dangerous. Just last week I had to watch kobolds hold up a coach and steal the entire load.’

Here too, Loetrswys saw kobolds rob a coach. The English stays vague.

English, Loetrswys

The kobold crimes of late give us ample cause for concern.

French

Tenez, il y a quelques jours, j'ai même vu une ch-charrette se faire attaquer par des K-Kobolds !

‘Why, a few days ago I even saw a c-cart being attacked by K-Kobolds!’

German

Erst letzte Woche musste ich mitansehen, wie Kobolde eine Kutsche überfallen und die gesamte Ladung geklaut haben.

‘Only last week I had to watch kobolds ambush a coach and steal the entire load.’

Japanese

最近、このあたりも物騒になって……ついこの間も、コボルド族に荷車が襲われたのを見ました。

‘Lately this area has become dangerous too... just the other day I saw a cart being attacked by kobolds.’

French gives a concrete incident: days ago she saw Kobolds attack a cart. English stays general.

German gives a concrete incident: last week she watched kobolds rob a coach of its whole load.

Japanese gives a concrete incident: she recently saw kobolds attack a cart. English stays general.

English, Loetrswys

Yet Weitzaren is content to pass them off as mere mischief-making. He cares more for the welfare of his mills than that of his workers.

French

Moi, ça me p-préoccupe tellement que j'ai du mal à me concentrer sur le travail, m-mais Weitzaren dit qu'il n'y a aucun risque et r-refuse de faire quoi que ce soit...

‘It worries me so much I can hardly focus on my work, b-but Weitzaren says there's no risk and r-refuses to do anything at all...’

German

Weitzaren, der Narr, findet das alles noch völlig harmlos und sieht absolut keinen Handlungsbedarf.

‘Weitzaren, the fool, still finds it all completely harmless and sees absolutely no need to act.’

Japanese

なのに、ヴェイツアレンは大丈夫だとか、のん気なことばかり言って、取り合ってくれないんです。

‘And yet Weitzaren only says carefree things like "it's fine" and won't take me seriously.’

English accuses Weitzaren of valuing his mills over his workers; French says he refuses to do anything.

English accuses Weitzaren of valuing his mills over his workers; German says he sees no need to act.

English accuses Weitzaren of valuing his mills over his workers; Japanese says he will not take her seriously.

English, Loetrswys

If only my beloved, Moegramm, knew of my plight, I am certain he would leap to my rescue all the way from his post at the Red Rooster Stead.

Japanese

冒険者さん、「レッドルースター農場」にいる私のダーリン、「ムーグラム」にこのことを伝えてくれませんか?

‘Adventurer, could you tell this to my darling, Moegramm, at the Red Rooster Stead?’

French

Vous qui êtes aventurière/er, v-vous ne voudriez pas prévenir mon mari, Moegramm, à la m-métairie du Coq rouge, s'il vous plaît ?

‘You're an adventurer, aren't you? W-would you mind warning my husband, Moegramm, at the Red Rooster f-farm, please?’

Like in Japanese, they are plainly married.

English, Loetrswys

If only my beloved, Moegramm, knew of my plight, I am certain he would leap to my rescue all the way from his post at the Red Rooster Stead.

German

Kannst du bitte zur Gockelburg gehen und ihm von den Übergriffen der Kobolde erzählen?

‘Can you please go to Cockerel Castle and tell him about the kobold attacks?’

The name is from Gockel, 'rooster', and Burg, 'castle'. It is a grand, jokey name for a small farm.

English, Loetrswys

He often calls me his “little lamb,” and I am certain my absence could only have made his heart grow fonder.

French

Je suis sûre que lui, il fera q-quelque chose !

‘I'm sure that he will do s-something!’

German

Er wird sicher sofort etwas unternehmen!

‘He will surely do something right away!’

English hopes her absence made his heart grow fonder; French is sure he will do something.

English hopes her absence made his heart grow fonder; German is sure he will act at once.

English, Loetrswys

He often calls me his “little lamb,” and I am certain my absence could only have made his heart grow fonder.

German

Auf ihn ist Verlass.

‘He can be relied on.’

Japanese

愛するダーリンは頼れる人ですから……きっと、すぐに何とかしてくれるはずなんです。

‘My beloved darling is someone I can rely on, so... surely he'll do something about it right away.’

English says he calls her his "little lamb"; German says he is reliable.

English says he calls her his "little lamb"; Japanese says her darling is reliable.

English, Moegramm

Indeed, the kobolds' steady incursions warrant wariness.

French

On voit vraiment vagabonder ces coquins de Kobolds de plus en plus.

‘We're seeing those kobold crooks running rampant more and more.’

In every line, Moegramm starts many words with the same sound. The English keeps only 'warrant wariness'.

English, Moegramm

And now they frighten my poor little lamb, the soul I love more than any other on two legs! We must summon the Yellowjackets at once.

Japanese

我が愛する妻のためにも、イエロージャケットに陳情したいところだが……このレッドルースター農場には衛兵がおらんでな。

‘For the sake of my beloved wife, I'd like to petition the Yellowjackets... but there are no guards at this Red Rooster Stead.’

French

Je voudrais volontiers avertir les casaques jaunes pour apaiser mon épouse apeurée, mais malheureusement, il n'y a aucun contingent campé dans notre modeste métairie du Coq rouge.

‘I would gladly alert the Yellowjackets to calm my frightened wife, but sadly no troops are camped at our humble Red Rooster farm.’

German

Meiner geliebten Frau möchte ich natürlich sofort eine ganze Einheit der Gelbjacken zur Unterstützung schicken, aber leider sind hier an der Gockelburg keine Soldaten stationiert.

‘Of course I'd like to send a whole unit of Yellowjackets at once to help my beloved wife, but sadly no soldiers are stationed here at the Gockelburg.’

So Moegramm and Loetrswys are married. The English never says so.

English, Broenruht

You'll find most denizens of the dark will leave you be so long as you extend them the same courtesy, but kobolds can be a bit more belligerent. Still, nothing an adventurer of your venturesomeness can't handle, I suppose.

German

Vor denen solltest du dich in Acht nehmen.

‘You should be on your guard against them.’

Japanese

十分、気を付けて通ってくれ。

‘Be very careful going through.’

French

Fais toutefois attention aux Kobolds.

‘Do watch out for the Kobolds, though.’

English shrugs that an adventurer can surely handle the kobolds; German warns you to be on guard.

English shrugs that an adventurer can surely handle the kobolds; Japanese urges you to be very careful.

French ends on a warning that the ever more numerous Kobolds are aggressive; English ends by saying you can handle them.

English, Ostfyr

They say a messenger through the mines arrives faster than the crow flies from the Stead. It is good to see you.

French

Tu m'apportes quelque chose ?

‘Are you bringing me something?’

German

Hm, hast du etwas für mich?

‘Hm, do you have something for me?’

Japanese

ふむ、何か届け物でもあるのか?

‘Hmm, do you have some delivery for me?’

English quips that a messenger through the mines beats the crow; French just asks if you bring something.

English quips that a messenger through the mines beats the crow; German just asks if you have something for him.

English quips that a messenger through the mines beats the crow; Japanese just asks if you bring a delivery.

English, Ostfyr

I have not forgotten when the kobolds sought to seize the west. 'Twould be best those there know their former nemesis has resurfaced.

Japanese

コボルド族といえば、かつては西ラノシア方面から攻撃をしかけてきたものだが……。

‘Speaking of the kobolds, they used to launch attacks from the Western La Noscea side...’

English says the kobolds once sought to seize the west; Japanese says they once attacked from the western side.

English, Staelwyrn

Ostfyr's prudence befits his post. The watchman's always seen threats far over the horizon.

French

Ostfyr t'envoie me demander de surveiller le moindre mouvement des Kobolds dans les environs, tu dis ?

‘Hello, [name]. Ostfyr sent you to ask me to watch for the slightest Kobold movement around here, you say?’

German

Ostfyr meint also, die Kobolde könnten uns Ärger machen?

‘So Ostfyr thinks the Kobolds could make trouble for us?’

Japanese

コボルド族の動向に警戒しろと、イエロージャケットのオストフィルが言っていただと?

‘Ostfyr of the Yellowjackets said to watch out for kobold movements?’

English praises Ostfyr's prudence as fitting his post; French asks if Ostfyr really sent you about the kobolds.

English praises Ostfyr's prudence as fitting his post; German asks if Ostfyr thinks the kobolds could cause trouble.

English praises Ostfyr's prudence as fitting his post; Japanese asks in surprise if Ostfyr said to watch the kobolds.

English, Staelwyrn

Ostfyr's prudence befits his post. The watchman's always seen threats far over the horizon.

German

Das sollen sie ruhig mal versuchen!

‘Just let them try!’

English remarks the watchman always sees distant threats; German defiantly dares the kobolds to try.

Full dialogue

Read all 18 lines, with the notes

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Accepting the quest

Loetrswys

The kobold crimes of late give us ample cause for concern.

Loetrswys

Yet Weitzaren is content to pass them off as mere mischief-making. He cares more for the welfare of his mills than that of his workers.

Loetrswys

If only my beloved, Moegramm, knew of my plight, I am certain he would leap to my rescue all the way from his post at the Red Rooster Stead.

Speak to Moegramm

Moegramm

Indeed, the kobolds' steady incursions warrant wariness.

Moegramm

And now they frighten my poor little lamb, the soul I love more than any other on two legs! We must summon the Yellowjackets at once.

Moegramm

I shall pen the missive warning Ostfyr of the kobolds' advance. You must deliver it to the La Thagran Checkpoint.

Moegramm

There is no time to spare. To reach the La Thagran Checkpoint, go first to Blind Iron Mines─Broenruht will guide you from there.

Speak to Broenruht

Broenruht

Bound for the La Thagran Checkpoint? You've come to the right mines.

Broenruht

You'll find most denizens of the dark will leave you be so long as you extend them the same courtesy, but kobolds can be a bit more belligerent. Still, nothing an adventurer of your venturesomeness can't handle, I suppose.

Deliver the report on kobolds to Ostfyr

Ostfyr

They say a messenger through the mines arrives faster than the crow flies from the Stead. It is good to see you.

Ostfyr

I hadn't realized the extent of the kobold menace, but Moegramm's missive has opened my eyes.

Ostfyr

Should we fail to bolster our patrols of the La Noscean lowlands now, we stand to lose the region altogether.

Ostfyr

I have not forgotten when the kobolds sought to seize the west. 'Twould be best those there know their former nemesis has resurfaced.

Ostfyr

Though Staelwyrn no doubt remains vigilant, I would ask you to visit Summerford Farms and remind him that sleeping dogs may not be content to lie.

Speak to Staelwyrn

Staelwyrn

Which is all well and good, but the Sahagin swarmin' at our gates demand my immediate attention before ugly heads that haven't reared themselves in recent memory.

Staelwyrn

Still, I know better than to disregard the biddin' of the Yellowjackets.

Later in the storyspoilers
Same prankster: Making a Name
Niniya fools you twice: the 'dream flowers' of Making a Name, then the job at the Eyes that opens the kobold chain. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
Same place: Moegramm Had a Little Lamb
The Red Rooster Stead: Moegramm keeps his sheep and dodos there, the kobold chain is set around it, and Moegramm's warning starts Kobolds Ahoy.
Same NPC: Whack-a-Mole
Arenlona, the pumpkin grower with 'new cultivation methods', plans the kobold ambush in Bait and Swat.
Unlock: What Goes Around
What Goes Around and Wool's Errand together unlock Kobolds Ahoy, where Loetrswys's worry about the Grey Fleet mill turns out to be kobolds. Easy to miss if you skip it.
Same place: Fire and Brimstone
The Blind Iron Mines: Broenruht, whose mine you clear of gas, guides you through them in Kobolds Ahoy, and the kobolds hide there in Kobolds and Indigents and Bait and Swat.
Same NPC: Yarzon, Yarzoff
Ostfyr of the La Thagran Checkpoint returns in Kobolds Ahoy, and remembers an older kobold war, when they tried to take the west.
Wordplay: A Pound of Cure
The title's proverb returns in Eorzean form: in Bait and Swat, Baderon says 'an onze o' prevention's worth a ponze o' cure'.

Where it sits in the play order, on Quest Order Wiki