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Proper Procedure

Quest giver Sweetnix Rosycheeks in Limsa Lominsa Lower Decks

Summary and analysis

SummaryAnalysis

Sweetnix is too scared to take his monthly import papers to Mealvaan's Gate, so you carry them. He is late every month. Overjoyed by P'tahjha's kind words, he pays you. He calls himself a "beauteous gobbie", though his -ix name marks him as male.

Limsa's customs up close; P'tahjha of Mealvaan's Gate also gives Duty Calls.

Limsa's markets, customs & guilds

The trading city (Ch. 1): customs, merchants and guilds whose people return at the Drydocks and the banquet (Ch. 5-6).

Trade and the city

What happens, step by step

  1. The goblin merchant Sweetnix appears to be in some distress.
  2. Sweetnix wishes to submit a “letter” to Limsa Lominsa's tax offices, but is too afraid to deliver it in person. Take the letter from Sweetnix, and hand it to P'tahjha at Mealvaan's Gate.
  3. As long as the proper procedures are observed, any merchant is free to trade within the borders of Limsa Lominsa. P'tahjha asks that you assure Sweetnix that there is nothing to fear from assessors.
  4. Sweetnix appears overjoyed to hear P'tahjha's kind words, and thanks you for your aid in delivering his letter.
Where it leads

Next in the play order: The Right Price. Swozblaet has you pose as a customer and secretly note the prices of Iron Thunder, Kyokyoroon and Syneyhil.

Key lines explained

The lines worth a second look, in the order you hear them, and what each one means.

Accepting the quest

Sweetnix RosycheeksPshhh... Shkohhh... Sweetnix is beauteous gobbie and craftysmart trademaker!
Easter egg

Goblin names end in -ix for a 'handsome male' and -ox for a 'beauteous female'. So Sweetnix is male, and P'tahjha calls Sweetnix 'him'. Yet he boasts of being a 'beauteous gobbie'.

Sweetnix RosycheeksSweetnix makes busydeal with uplanders! Need deliver letter to Gate of Mealvaan, but Sweetnix has shivershakes.
Easter eggTrade and the city

The 'letter' Sweetnix is so scared to deliver is just the monthly import paperwork. The goblin is late with it every single month.

Sweetnix RosycheeksSweetnix makes busydeal with uplanders! Need deliver letter to Gate of Mealvaan, but Sweetnix has shivershakes.
In-game text

The item text of Sweetnix's 'letter' says the only thing written on the parchment is a mess. It is just squiggly lines and ink blots in random places.

Report to Sweetnix

Sweetnix RosycheeksUplander delivered letter to Gate of Mealvaan? Uplander has wideheart and swiftlegs!
LoreTrade and the city

Goblins swap everyday words for odd joined-up words. Sweetnix calls his fear 'shivershakes'. The gil he pays you is 'jinglyshine'. His thanks are 'wideheart and swiftlegs'.

More about this quest

LoreTrade and the city

According to goblin lore, goblins' visits are short. So goblins often fail to fully understand a region's law and customs.

Final Fantasy nod

Goblins like Sweetnix are a reference to Final Fantasy XI. The goblin race was carried over from that game without changes.

Characters

Who they are, and what they do in this quest.

P'tahjha

P'tahjha is at Mealvaan's Gate, still collecting duty on goods brought into the city.

P'tahjha has been waiting for Sweetnix's import records and is glad they arrive in time. He is late every month, and she thinks about expelling him. She sends him kind words: traders who follow the rules are welcome.

Sweetnix Rosycheeks

Sweetnix Rosycheeks is a goblin merchant who trades in Limsa Lominsa. He seems upset and speaks in odd, joined-up words.

Sweetnix is too scared to take his monthly import papers to Mealvaan's Gate, so you carry them. He is late every month. Overjoyed by P'tahjha's kind words, he pays you. He calls himself a "beauteous gobbie", though his -ix name marks him as male.

Other languages

The game was written in Japanese and rewritten, not just translated, for each language. Here is what the other versions say, next to the English.

Japanese筆まめスウィートニクス
‘Sweetnix the diligent letter-writer’
FrenchDe la timidité du marchand gobelin
‘On the shyness of the goblin merchant’
GermanEin schüchterner Goblin
‘A shy goblin’
English, Sweetnix Rosycheeks

Pshhh... Shkohhh... Sweetnix is beauteous gobbie and craftysmart trademaker!

French

Sweetnix est un Gobelin très honnête et veut faire d'bonnes affaires !

‘Pshhh... Pshhh... Sweetnix is a very honest Goblin and wants to make good deals!’

Japanese

わなし い~ゴブリン スウィートニクス!

‘Me goood goblin Sweetnix!’

English has Sweetnix call himself a beauteous gobbie; French has him call himself a very honest goblin.

Japanese has him call himself a good goblin and a very good merchant, not beautiful and crafty.

English, Sweetnix Rosycheeks

Pshhh... Shkohhh... Sweetnix is beauteous gobbie and craftysmart trademaker!

German

Planfix Lauschlieb guter Goblin, faire Schäft.

‘Planfix Lauschlieb good goblin, fair business.’

English has him boast of being a craftysmart trademaker; German has him promise fair business.

English, Sweetnix Rosycheeks

Uplander walks to Gate of Mealvaan for Sweetnix? Uplander delivers letter to taxlady P'tahjha?

German

Kannzzu für Planfix gehen? Wenn Großwachsene(r) machen, gibt sicher keine Zweifelfrage von Maelvaan-Leute. Gibzzu P'tahjha Liste?

‘Can you go for Planfix? If the big-grown one does it, the Maelvaan people surely won't ask questions. Will you give P'tahjha the list?’

The goblin builds his own word for you from „groß“, 'big', and „wachsen“, 'to grow'. The English goblin says 'uplander'.

English, P'tahjha

Where is Sweetnix with those import records? Without the proper documentation, I am afraid we shall have to expel him from the city...

German

Ohne eine Warenauflistung sind wir gezwungen, ihm den Handel innerhalb der Stadtgrenze zu unterrrsagen.

‘Without a list of goods, we are forced to forbid him to trade within the city limits.’

English warns he will be expelled from the city; German warns he will be banned from trading within the city limits.

English, P'tahjha

Why, these are Sweetnix's records! Glad I am to see they were submitted in time.

Japanese

ふう、間に合ってよかったですにゃ……。

‘Phew, it made it in time. I'm so glad, nya...’

P'tahjha ends most sentences with a cat's 「にゃ」 ('nya', meow), even in polite tax-office speech. The English drops the meow.

Full dialogue

Read all 10 lines, with the notes

Highlighted words have a note: click one to open it under the line.

Accepting the quest

Sweetnix Rosycheeks

Pshhh... Shkohhh... Sweetnix is beauteous gobbie and craftysmart trademaker!

Sweetnix Rosycheeks

Sweetnix makes busydeal with uplanders! Need deliver letter to Gate of Mealvaan, but Sweetnix has shivershakes.

Sweetnix Rosycheeks

Uplander walks to Gate of Mealvaan for Sweetnix? Uplander delivers letter to taxlady P'tahjha?

Deliver the letter to P'tahjha

P'tahjha

Where is Sweetnix with those import records? Without the proper documentation, I am afraid we shall have to expel him from the city...

P'tahjha

Why, these are Sweetnix's records! Glad I am to see they were submitted in time.

P'tahjha

Honestly, you would think that goblin would have lost his fear of our offices by now. Every month he is to submit these papers, and every month his tardiness forces me to consider his removal.

P'tahjha

As long as one follows proper procedure, Limsa Lominsa is quite welcoming of foreign traders. Pray convey these words to Sweetnix─perhaps it will aid in soothing the poor goblin's fears.

Report to Sweetnix

Sweetnix Rosycheeks

Uplander delivered letter to Gate of Mealvaan? Uplander has wideheart and swiftlegs!

Sweetnix Rosycheeks

Taxlady P'tahjha has kind backwords for Sweetnix? Sweetnix has outflow of joy for taxlady P'tahjha!

Sweetnix Rosycheeks

Sweetnix is happy gobbie! Gives uplander jinglyshine!

Later in the storyspoilers
Same NPC: Duty Calls
Both are errands for P'tahjha, the 'taxlady' of Mealvaan's Gate, Limsa's customs house.
Same place: Forbidden Island
Mealvaan's Gate: A'zumyn, the field assessor chasing smugglers in Forbidden Island, works for the customs house of Proper Procedure.

Where it sits in the play order, on Quest Order Wiki